The Blog of Jared Head
I’d like to think I’m a part of a new generation of great writers; maybe spark a revolution in the authorial world. I’m young, so there’s plenty of time.
college
Overheard at the College – Take 3
“I’ve had so much sex with girls that I’ve moved on to guys.”
I can’t think of anything wittier to top that.
Overheard at the College – Take 2
“I walk in and his fist was at least three-quarters of the way up her ass. I’ve learned my lesson: knock on the door and don’t fall asleep around him.”
Humanity has a future.
The Conversations I Hear Once Back In College:
“Yeah, I was totally like, tuckered out after. I’ve never had 6 hours of non-stop sex before. I even sent a text message in the middle of climaxing.”
Go on…
Blogging From School
This is what I do in the school computer lab when I’m so bored and my daily sites are all done.
I blog.
Why is my college named “Cerritos College” when it’s in Norwalk, CA?
Also, it’s only two letter changes away from being “Burritos College”.
Amirite?
