The Blog of Jared Head
I’d like to think I’m a part of a new generation of great writers; maybe spark a revolution in the authorial world. I’m young, so there’s plenty of time.
“I’ve had so much sex with girls that I’ve moved on to guys.”
I can’t think of anything wittier to top that.
“I walk in and his fist was at least three-quarters of the way up her ass. I’ve learned my lesson: knock on the door and don’t fall asleep around him.”
Humanity has a future.
Ever have those moments when you’re working on something and the most unfitting, clashing kind of music comes on?
I’m sitting here writing about a car chase to gun battle in Downtown Long Beach while the theme to the video game Katamari Damacy (one of the few video games who’s music I enjoyed). Seriously, rolling things up with [...]
It’s really tough to blog about something when you don’t have a clue what the hell to blog about. See, tonight I was actually going to just place up a lolcat and blame baseball since tonight I worked the 3rd game of an 8-game Angels homestand. But I’ve already used a lolcat within this week [...]
Once again folks I’m placing my works up on the firing range that is the internet. In case you missed it, you may want to go back to here to read the first chapter of my sci-fi/fantasy/philosophy/action/satire explosion I call a book. So, without further ado, the continuation of There:
There
By Jared Head
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The Art of Sound [...]
As much as I’d like to have a post for today that has some good wholesome tidbits in it, I’m afraid my a report for me Astrobiology class has prevented me from doing so. You see, it’s very difficult to plan out an entire civilization’s span across time, especially when you have to do it [...]
World, can you hear me?
30 hits to my blog yesterday, which is a best ever. Hits are up 260% overall.
You people rock!
P.S – Got in contact with our producer tonight and the production meeting is going to be Sunday and we’ll be setting a day for the HBO pilot. I’m giddy all over right now.
P.P.S. [...]
Tonight in my improv class, one of the other leaders of my professional improv group, Chameleon Comedy came in and after quickly rushing with her outside, I asked if we could go see our producer contact after the class about a “production meeting” we’re suppose to go to this Saturday.
She agreed, even though we’d be [...]
You don’t have to play anything Half-Life related to appreciate the sheer glorification of bad-fiction (really poorly done fan-fiction) that DJY1991 does on his youtube channels with his GMOD surrealism. Once again he and his gang have created a classic:
There are many oxymorons in the world.
Jumbo shrimp. Military intellegence. Organized mess. American F1 fan…
But the last of my list may finally be scracthed out. Last week one of my favorite and most-read blogs, Autoblog, broke the story about a website and its relation to the US re-entering Formula 1 as a full team after [...]