The Blog of Jared Head
I’d like to think I’m a part of a new generation of great writers; maybe spark a revolution in the authorial world. I’m young, so there’s plenty of time.
“I’ve had so much sex with girls that I’ve moved on to guys.”
I can’t think of anything wittier to top that.
“I walk in and his fist was at least three-quarters of the way up her ass. I’ve learned my lesson: knock on the door and don’t fall asleep around him.”
Humanity has a future.
“Yeah, I was totally like, tuckered out after. I’ve never had 6 hours of non-stop sex before. I even sent a text message in the middle of climaxing.”
Go on…
This has been a long time coming:
The Revival Series is bringing back some of my best blogs over the two year period I’ve been blogging for. It’s also a poor ploy to get my posts in since Entrecard dropped me for not having “5 posts or more”.
I’d like to take the time tonight to talk about the Digimon fan fiction [...]